Allison Pearson Presents the Worst Article Ever Written!
Sometimes, things conspire to present you with a gift that is like Christmas & your birthday all rolled into one. Some unique gem that you never knew existed, let alone would one day confront...
View ArticleHow NOT to Deal With an Attention Seeking Troll – Twitter Style
Now, I love a hand-wringing, pitchfork stamping, mouth-frothing, gang witch hunt as much as the next bloke (I really do), but the propensity that Twitter has for gaffes, insults, crass comments and...
View ArticleTop Questionable Countries to Claim Political Asylum
We can’t predict what’s coming next. At any point in the near future, one of us may be on the run from the gendarmes over at Interpol, and need to seek political asylum somewhere. Who knows why;...
View ArticleIt’s Time to Start Loving and Appreciating the Daily Mail
Few things in life seem to conjure up as much hatred within people as the Daily Mail. It’s a tabloid that toes a fine line between BNP recruiting pamphlet and soft-core porn mag, which provides...
View ArticleThe Unofficial Guide to a Student Lads Night Out
As the philosopher MC Hammer once lamented: ring the bell, school’s back in! Yes, it’s the time of the year when summer vacation is over and students – unprepared for life outside of the family home –...
View ArticleThe 6 People I Would Start A New Planet With
Everyone loves a bit of pub chat, and one topic which always invokes slightly inebriated conversation is the age old question; if you had to start a new planet, who would you take with you? Who would...
View ArticleThe Appalling Mess That is Televised Charity
Ahhh, charridy. The universal by-word for ‘lovely’. The ‘get-out-of-jail-free’ card which allows you to do the wackiest shite imaginable and receive widespread plaudits in return. To be seen, not as a...
View ArticleI Hate the Royal Pregnancy Coverage so Much, I’m Going to Write About it...
Populist stories, however trivial, commandeer streams of coverage in what are commonly considered the ‘downmarket’ publications. We’re prepared for it. We know it’s going to happen. If an X-Factor...
View ArticleIs There Anything More Infuriatingly Pointless Than Inane Political Metaphors?
At some point, politics became trendy. And I’m not sure exactly when this happened. Maybe I missed an outstanding episode of Newsnight, or a particularly enthralling round on Question Time, or maybe T4...
View ArticleDanny Dyer’s YouTube Highlights
I should probably start this by saying that you’re not going to get another clichéd rant about Danny Dyer. This isn’t going to be more acerbic, passé drivel concerning his high pitched voice, or his...
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